Do you constantly find yourself lost when your friends talk about football? Does the very idea of a football game leave you in a cold sweat? Fear not, as you figuratively hold the answer in your hands as you literally read it with your eyes. Gone are your days of ignorance and terror, and hiding from viewing party invites. Step into the world of football and learn to love game day, or at least fake it for your friends, with this handy-dandy guide to watching UCLA football.